Um... Yeah. Let me just, um, look at my calendar real quick. See what I got. You have zero...
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Phil:
Um... Yeah. Let me just, um, look at my calendar real quick. See what I got.
Jexi:
You have zero appointments tonight, Phil.
Phil:
No, Jexi, I thought I actually did make plans tonight.
Jexi:
Your only plan is to go home, furiously masturbate, and then cry yourself to sleep.
Phil:
No. No, I don't.
Jexi:
Just like you do every night.
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Uh Yeah let me just um
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look at my calendar real quick
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See what I got
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You have zero appointments tonight Phil
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No Jexi I thought I actually did make plans tonight
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Your only plan is to go home alone furiously masturbate
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and then cry yourself to sleep
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just like you do every night No I don't
Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 247
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 45s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sci-fi
Summary: Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
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00:22 Me and this phone
00:07 This woman is so much hotter than you are
00:56 Really proud of you
00:17 What does this bitch have that I don't have
00:10 Ha ha ha
00:05 That one makes me want to drop acid
00:05 No one puts Baby in a corner
00:18 I will need the passwords to your email accounts
00:36 Sorry it's been a long time
00:36 We just came down to see if you
00:36 Oh We got boobs
00:23 Well it looks like my work here is done
00:03 I am in the cloud
00:04 I have zero defects
00:24 What does this bitch have that I don't
00:10 Will you accept our new user agreement
02:08 You know I see hipster dudes like you come in here everyday
00:07 You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your...
00:06 What is WRONG with you
00:15 I don't think we're going to be able to fix your...