It's just, me and this phone, we've been through a lot, you know? A lot of snaps, a lot of...
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Phil:
[needs a new cell-phone because his old one is broken]
It's just, me and this phone, we've been through a lot, you know? A lot of snaps, a lot of tweets. I actually took a selfie with none other than David Boreanaz from "Bones" on this phone. Can you believe that? I'm gonna miss you, little buddy.
Denice:
I see crackheads like you come in here every day. Crying about how their phone died. They're little crackheads, and like "I need a new phone, man."
Phil:
I'm not a crackhead.
Denice:
You're worse than a crackhead. Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every now and then to go get some more crack. You just sit there 24/7 staring at that little black box, sucking on that pipe. You still want a new phone though, don't you?
Phil:
Yes, please.
Denice:
Crackhead.
[nevertheless, she gets him a new cell-phone]
Phil:
[gasps softly as he picks up his new cell-phone]
Oh! Look at you. You sweet, beautiful baby. Mmm! You smell so new. Oh, thank you to all the little Chinese children for crafting such a perfect phone.
Jexi:
[chimes, comes alive]
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life better.
Transcript
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It's just me and this phone
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we've been through a lot you know
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A lot of snaps a lot of tweets
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I actually took a selfie
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with none other than David Boreanaz
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from Bones on this phone
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Can you believe that
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I don't even know who the fuck that is
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I'm gonna miss you little buddy
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You know I see hipster dudes like you
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come in here every day
Clip duration: 22 seconds
Views: 218
Timestamp in movie: 00h 09m 06s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sci-fi
Summary: Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
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Actors
00:07 This woman is so much hotter than you are
00:56 Really proud of you
00:17 What does this bitch have that I don't have
00:10 Ha ha ha
00:05 That one makes me want to drop acid
00:05 No one puts Baby in a corner
00:18 I will need the passwords to your email accounts
00:36 Sorry it's been a long time
00:36 We just came down to see if you
00:36 Oh We got boobs
00:23 Well it looks like my work here is done
00:03 I am in the cloud
00:04 I have zero defects
00:24 What does this bitch have that I don't
00:10 Will you accept our new user agreement
02:08 You know I see hipster dudes like you come in here everyday
00:07 You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your...
00:06 What is WRONG with you
00:15 I don't think we're going to be able to fix your...
00:22 Look at my calendar real quick