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Phil:
[needs a new cell-phone because his old one is broken]
It's just, me and this phone, we've been through a lot, you know? A lot of snaps, A lot of tweets. I actually took a selfie with none other than David Boreanaz from "Bones" on this phone. Can you believe that? I'm gonna miss you, little buddy. Denice:
I see crackheads like you come in here every day. Crying about how their phone died. They're little crackheads, and like "I need a new phone, man." Phil:
I'm not a crackhead. Denice:
You're worse than a crackhead. Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every now and then to go get some more crack. You just sit there 24/7 staring at that little black box, sucking on that pipe. You still want a new phone though, don't you? Phil:
Yes, please. Denice:
Crackhead. [nevertheless, she gets him a new cell-phone] Phil:
[gasps softly as he picks up his new cell-phone]
Oh! Look at you. You sweet, beautiful baby. Mmm! You smell so new. Oh, thank you to all the little Chinese children for crafting such a perfect phone. Jexi:
[chimes, comes alive]
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life better
[needs a new cell-phone because his old one is broken]
It's just, me and this phone, we've been through a lot, you know? A lot of snaps, A lot of tweets. I actually took a selfie with none other than David Boreanaz from "Bones" on this phone. Can you believe that? I'm gonna miss you, little buddy. Denice:
I see crackheads like you come in here every day. Crying about how their phone died. They're little crackheads, and like "I need a new phone, man." Phil:
I'm not a crackhead. Denice:
You're worse than a crackhead. Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every now and then to go get some more crack. You just sit there 24/7 staring at that little black box, sucking on that pipe. You still want a new phone though, don't you? Phil:
Yes, please. Denice:
Crackhead. [nevertheless, she gets him a new cell-phone] Phil:
[gasps softly as he picks up his new cell-phone]
Oh! Look at you. You sweet, beautiful baby. Mmm! You smell so new. Oh, thank you to all the little Chinese children for crafting such a perfect phone. Jexi:
[chimes, comes alive]
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life better
Full Transcript
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It's just me and this phone
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we've been through a lot you know
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A lot of snaps a lot of tweets
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I actually took a selfie
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with none other than David Boreanaz
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from Bones on this phone
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Can you believe that
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I don't even know who the fuck that is
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I'm gonna miss you little buddy
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You know I see hipster dudes like you
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come in here every day
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Movie Summary
Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
