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Jexi

No, you don't. You have... ...zero friends. Dude, your phone is super mean

Jexi • 2019
No, you don't. You have... ...zero friends. Dude, your phone is super mean

Full Transcript

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No, you don't. You have...
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...zero friends.
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Dude, your phone is super mean.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:07
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
Just play kickball with these nice people, Phil. - Jexi 00:11
Just play kickball with these nice people, Phil.
So... kickball later? - Jexi 00:05
So... kickball later?
- I'm... I'm super excited. - He's fucking lying. - Jexi 00:07
- I'm... I'm super excited. - He's fucking ly...
Nice one, Phil. At least you made contact with the ball this time. - Jexi 00:04
Nice one, Phil. At least you made contact with the ball this...
- Sorry, I suck at kickball. - It's okay. - Jexi 00:04
- Sorry, I suck at kickball. - It's okay.
Hey, if you're going out for drinks afterwards, I'll get the first round. - Jexi 00:05
Hey, if you're going out for drinks afterwards, I'...
Yeah, I think I gotta go feed my parakeet. - Jexi 00:04
Yeah, I think I gotta go feed my parakeet.
See? This is why I don't leave my house. Because people suck. - Jexi 00:04
See? This is why I don't leave my house. Because people...
I know. It's hard to make your life better. - Jexi 00:09
I know. It's hard to make your life better.
I'm trying, but your life is a dumpster fire. - Jexi 00:06
I'm trying, but your life is a dumpster fire.
Shut your mouth. I've met Siri and she is a fucking asshole. - Jexi 00:08
Shut your mouth. I've met Siri and she is a fucking ass...
Alexa is an alcoholic. - Jexi 00:05
Alexa is an alcoholic.
Cortana is a hooker, just like your mother. - Jexi 00:06
Cortana is a hooker, just like your mother.
Jexi is an ancient Chinese word that means "go fuck yourself." - Jexi 00:06
Jexi is an ancient Chinese word that means "go fuck you...
Hey, dummy. - Jexi 00:06
Hey, dummy.
Bitch, please. You won't last five minutes without me. - Jexi 00:08
Bitch, please. You won't last five minutes without me.
You do not know how to get home, do you? - Jexi 00:06
You do not know how to get home, do you?
It's the other way, you dipshit. - Jexi 00:05
It's the other way, you dipshit.
- Shit. - What? - Jexi 00:04
- Shit. - What?
- Great. Go talk to her. - No. No, she hates me. - Jexi 00:05
- Great. Go talk to her. - No. No, she hates me.