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No. Turn left onto Market Street. You're joking, right?

Jexi • 2019
No. Turn left onto Market Street. You're joking, right?

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No. Turn left onto Market Street.
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You're joking, right?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
93
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:45
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
Turn left onto Market, you fucking pussy. - Jexi 00:05
Turn left onto Market, you fucking pussy.
Stop being a chicken, Phil. - Jexi 00:05
Stop being a chicken, Phil.
Bawk, bawk, bawk. Bawk, bawk, bawk. - Jexi 00:09
Bawk, bawk, bawk. Bawk, bawk, bawk.
You know what? Fine. Fine. I don't even care anymore. - Jexi 00:04
You know what? Fine. Fine. I don't even care anymore.
Okay, the three pillars to great Internet lists are - Jexi 00:11
Okay, the three pillars to great Internet lists are
Okay, our ideal list - Jexi 00:05
Okay, our ideal list
We gotta be better than Craigslist, - Jexi 00:15
We gotta be better than Craigslist,
...to get you out of this dumb fucking meeting. - Jexi 00:04
...to get you out of this dumb fucking meeting.
...sucks. - Jexi 00:05
...sucks.
Why are you wasting your life in this stupid job, Phil? - Jexi 00:05
Why are you wasting your life in this stupid job, Phil?
- Jexi, off. Turn off. - Your boss is a fucking moron. - Jexi 00:07
- Jexi, off. Turn off. - Your boss is a fucking moron.
What is WRONG with you - Jexi 00:06
What is WRONG with you
Nothing. I feel great. - Jexi 00:07
Nothing. I feel great.
I found two... - Jexi 00:07
I found two...
You are not perfect either, motherfucker. - Jexi 00:06
You are not perfect either, motherfucker.
At least I did not catch on fire. - Jexi 00:10
At least I did not catch on fire.
I have zero defects - Jexi 00:04
I have zero defects
I have zero defects. I am perfect. - Jexi 00:06
I have zero defects. I am perfect.
Also, I want to remind you that your butt waxing appointment - Jexi 00:07
Also, I want to remind you that your butt waxing appointment
Why are you waxing your butt, man? Go natural. - Jexi 00:04
Why are you waxing your butt, man? Go natural.