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Phil:
[Cate has just sent Phil a selfie]
Oh! We got boobs, Jexi! Cate sent me a photo of her boobs. Oh, my god! What do I do now? Jexi:
You are on the one yard line, Phil. Do not fuck this up. Phil:
You're right, Jexi. I need to send her a photo of my dick. Jexi:
[firm]
Do NOT send her a picture of your dick! Phil:
These are the rules now, Jexi. She sends a photo of hers, you gotta send a photo of yours. Jexi:
I am begging you not to do this. Phil:
[he pulls down his pants, and takes a selfie]
How does that look? Jexi:
It looks like a fucking nightmare. Phil:
Does it need to be brighter? Jexi:
No, it needs to be darker. Much, much darker. Phil:
[takes more selfies of his privates]
Now. Jexi:
I'm about to throw up. Phil:
[takes more selfies of his privates]
How's this? Jexi:
I hate you. Phil:
[twirls it around]
Windmill. Jexi:
Okay, this one is actually pretty funny
[Cate has just sent Phil a selfie]
Oh! We got boobs, Jexi! Cate sent me a photo of her boobs. Oh, my god! What do I do now? Jexi:
You are on the one yard line, Phil. Do not fuck this up. Phil:
You're right, Jexi. I need to send her a photo of my dick. Jexi:
[firm]
Do NOT send her a picture of your dick! Phil:
These are the rules now, Jexi. She sends a photo of hers, you gotta send a photo of yours. Jexi:
I am begging you not to do this. Phil:
[he pulls down his pants, and takes a selfie]
How does that look? Jexi:
It looks like a fucking nightmare. Phil:
Does it need to be brighter? Jexi:
No, it needs to be darker. Much, much darker. Phil:
[takes more selfies of his privates]
Now. Jexi:
I'm about to throw up. Phil:
[takes more selfies of his privates]
How's this? Jexi:
I hate you. Phil:
[twirls it around]
Windmill. Jexi:
Okay, this one is actually pretty funny
Full Transcript
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Oh We got boobs
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We got boobs Jexi
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Cate sent me a photo of her boobs
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Whoo
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Those were nice Those were nice boobs too
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Those were really good
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Oh my God What do I do now
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You are on the one yard line Phil
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Do not fuck this up
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You're right Jexi
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I need to send her a photo of my dick
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No I've seen your dick
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Do not send her a picture of your dick
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No these are the rules now Jexi
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Yeah she sends a photo of hers
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you gotta send a photo of yours
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That's just manners
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I am begging you not to do this
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All right okay
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Movie Summary
Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
Actors
Phil
Jexi
