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Phil, you cannot spend your whole lifejacking off into your socks. You need to have a real...

Jexi • 2019
Phil, you cannot spend your whole life
jacking off into your socks. You need to have a real relationship
with a real woman. Go talk to her. What the hell
do you have to lose? Okay. Fine. Okay, fine. Yeah

Full Transcript

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Phil, you cannot spend your whole life jacking off into your socks.
00:00:04.017 --> 00:00:07.208
You need to have a real relationship with a real woman.
00:00:07.298 --> 00:00:09.665
Go talk to her. What the hell do you have to lose?
00:00:09.675 --> 00:00:11.962
Okay. Fine. Okay, fine. Yeah.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:02
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
I just wanted to apologize about calling the other night. - Jexi 00:06
I just wanted to apologize about calling the other night.
I didn't want to, like, skeeze you out or whatever. - Jexi 00:04
I didn't want to, like, skeeze you out or whatever.
When we met for the first time in the street, - Jexi 00:11
When we met for the first time in the street,
Um... Are you going to work out or... - Jexi 00:04
Um... Are you going to work out or...
That's cool. That's also one of the hobbies that I do all the time. - Jexi 00:04
That's cool. That's also one of the hobbies that I...
Is that your thing? You do like outdoorsy, adventure-y stuff? - Jexi 00:04
Is that your thing? You do like outdoorsy, adventure-y stuff...
I've always wanted to go backpacking around Brazil. Have you ever been? - Jexi 00:04
I've always wanted to go backpacking around Brazil. Hav...
You're asking me if I've been to... - Jexi 00:04
You're asking me if I've been to...
And, again, truly very sorry about the other night. - Jexi 00:05
And, again, truly very sorry about the other night.
Jexi, I'm in love. - Jexi 00:05
Jexi, I'm in love.
Oh, no. - Jexi 00:05
Oh, no.
That is a terrible idea. - Jexi 00:05
That is a terrible idea.
I should get her, like, one of those giant teddy bears or something. - Jexi 00:05
I should get her, like, one of those giant teddy bears or so...
Like using the letters of her name? - Jexi 00:05
Like using the letters of her name?
That is literally the dumbest idea I've ever heard. - Jexi 00:04
That is literally the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Oh, no. I have to update my software. - Jexi 00:07
Oh, no. I have to update my software.
Dude, how'd you get so much better at kickball in two days? - Jexi 00:04
Dude, how'd you get so much better at kickball in two d...
The Tom Cruise character from Days of Thunder? - Jexi 00:05
The Tom Cruise character from Days of Thunder?
Craig, Days of Thunder is my all-time favorite movie. - Jexi 00:04
Craig, Days of Thunder is my all-time favorite movie.
"This son of a bitch just slammed into me." - Jexi 00:05
"This son of a bitch just slammed into me."