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Sorry, it's been a long time since I've been on a date with a girl. What the fuck are you...

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Phil: [Phil is on a date with Cate; they are sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant. His attempts at making conversation are going badly.] Sorry, it's been a long time since I've been on a date with a girl. Jexi: [voice over cell-phone, into his ear-phone] What the fuck are you doing, Phil? First, stop talking about sodomy. Second, stop sweating so much. And third, get to know her. Ask her interesting questions. Phil: So, Cate, what's your favorite color? Mine's beige. Jexi: [text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters] YOU'RE AN IDIOT Phil: How many grapes can you fit in your mouth? Jexi: [text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters] OH MY GOD Phil: Do you like pudding? Jexi: [text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters] HOLY SHIT Phil: What's your least favorite noise? Mine is... [chomping loudly] Jexi: [text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters] WTF


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Sorry it's been a long time
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since I've been on a date with a girl
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Mmm Not that I normally date men
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Not that there's anything wrong with dating men
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It's just I don't choose to do that
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Yeah homosexuality is not a choice I love sodomy
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Okay
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Good evening this is Phil
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What the fuck are you doing Phil
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I don't know
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Pardon me
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First stop talking about sodomy
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Yeah Yes good note
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Second stop sweating so much
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Yeah my butt is so wet
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And third get to know her
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Ask her interesting questions
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Okay thank you Jexi

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 231
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 05s
Uploaded: 14 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sci-fi
Summary: Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.


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