Sorry, it's been a long time since I've been on a date with a girl. What the fuck are you...
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Phil:
[Phil is on a date with Cate; they are sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant. His attempts at making conversation are going badly.]
Sorry, it's been a long time since I've been on a date with a girl.
Jexi:
[voice over cell-phone, into his ear-phone]
What the fuck are you doing, Phil? First, stop talking about sodomy. Second, stop sweating so much. And third, get to know her. Ask her interesting questions.
Phil:
So, Cate, what's your favorite color? Mine's beige.
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
YOU'RE AN IDIOT
Phil:
How many grapes can you fit in your mouth?
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
OH MY GOD
Phil:
Do you like pudding?
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
HOLY SHIT
Phil:
What's your least favorite noise? Mine is...
[chomping loudly]
Jexi:
[text on cell-phone screen, in capital letters]
WTF
Transcript
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Sorry it's been a long time
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since I've been on a date with a girl
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Mmm Not that I normally date men
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Not that there's anything wrong with dating men
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It's just I don't choose to do that
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Yeah homosexuality is not a choice I love sodomy
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Okay
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Good evening this is Phil
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What the fuck are you doing Phil
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I don't know
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Pardon me
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First stop talking about sodomy
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Yeah Yes good note
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Second stop sweating so much
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Yeah my butt is so wet
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And third get to know her
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Ask her interesting questions
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Okay thank you Jexi
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 231
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 05s
Uploaded: 14 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sci-fi
Summary: Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
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Actors
00:36 We just came down to see if you
00:36 Oh We got boobs
00:23 Well it looks like my work here is done
00:03 I am in the cloud
00:04 I have zero defects
00:24 What does this bitch have that I don't
00:10 Will you accept our new user agreement
02:08 You know I see hipster dudes like you come in here everyday
00:07 You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your...
00:06 What is WRONG with you
00:15 I don't think we're going to be able to fix your...
00:22 Look at my calendar real quick
00:22 Me and this phone
00:07 This woman is so much hotter than you are
00:56 Really proud of you
00:17 What does this bitch have that I don't have
00:10 Ha ha ha
00:05 That one makes me want to drop acid
00:05 No one puts Baby in a corner
00:18 I will need the passwords to your email accounts