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This woman is so much hotter
than you are, Phil. The odds of you having sex
with this woman are... Zero. You will never have sex
with this woman. Never ever, ever, ever. Ever. Ever. You are completely unfuckable. Okay. Can we just do the search, please?
than you are, Phil. The odds of you having sex
with this woman are... Zero. You will never have sex
with this woman. Never ever, ever, ever. Ever. Ever. You are completely unfuckable. Okay. Can we just do the search, please?
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This woman is so much hotter
than you are, Phil.
00:00:03.627 --> 00:00:05.096
The odds of you having sex
with this woman are...
00:00:07.047 --> 00:00:09.063
Zero. You will never have sex
with this woman.
00:00:09.633 --> 00:00:11.795
Never ever, ever, ever.
00:00:11.802 --> 00:00:13.634
Ever. Ever.
00:00:13.721 --> 00:00:15.758
You are completely unfuckable.
00:00:15.848 --> 00:00:18.002
Okay. Can we just do the search, please?
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Movie Summary
Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
