We just came down to see if you wanted to play kickball after work. Yeah, we thought, you...
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Craig:
We just came down to see if you wanted to play kickball after work.
Elaine:
Yeah, we thought, you know, it might cheer you up.
Phil:
Uh... yeah, let me just, um, look at my calendar real quick. See what I got.
Jexi:
[to Phil, as a big number "0" flickers on and off, on the cell-phone screen]
You have ze-ze-ze-zero appointments.
Elaine:
Dude, your phone is super-mean.
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We just came down to see if you
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wanted to play kickball after work
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Yeah we thought you know it might cheer you up
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Uh Yeah let me just um
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look at my calendar real quick
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See what I got
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You have zero appointments tonight Phil
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No Jexi I thought I actually did make plans tonight
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Your only plan is to go home alone furiously masturbate
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and then cry yourself to sleep
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just like you do every night No I don't
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I don't Most nights I just hang out with friends
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No you don't You have
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zero friends
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Dude your phone is super mean
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 328
Timestamp in movie: 00h 25m 39s
Uploaded: 14 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance, sci-fi
Summary: Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
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Actors
00:36 Oh We got boobs
00:23 Well it looks like my work here is done
00:03 I am in the cloud
00:04 I have zero defects
00:24 What does this bitch have that I don't
00:10 Will you accept our new user agreement
02:08 You know I see hipster dudes like you come in here everyday
00:07 You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your...
00:06 What is WRONG with you
00:15 I don't think we're going to be able to fix your...
00:22 Look at my calendar real quick
00:22 Me and this phone
00:07 This woman is so much hotter than you are
00:56 Really proud of you
00:17 What does this bitch have that I don't have
00:10 Ha ha ha
00:05 That one makes me want to drop acid
00:05 No one puts Baby in a corner
00:18 I will need the passwords to your email accounts
00:36 Sorry it's been a long time