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Jexi

You are not perfect either, motherfucker. Okay, well,that explains a lot, doesn't it?

Jexi • 2019
You are not perfect either, motherfucker. Okay, well,
that explains a lot, doesn't it?

Full Transcript

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You are not perfect either, motherfucker.
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Okay, well, that explains a lot, doesn't it?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:12
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance, sci-fi
Production
CBS Films,Team Todd,Sierra/Affinity,Lionsgate,Jexi Studios,Entertainment One

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Movie Summary

Phil makes top 10 pop lists at work. His only "friend" is cellphone Siri. His new phone includes AI helper Jexi, who improves/controls his social life.
At least I did not catch on fire. - Jexi 00:10
At least I did not catch on fire.
I have zero defects - Jexi 00:04
I have zero defects
I have zero defects. I am perfect. - Jexi 00:06
I have zero defects. I am perfect.
Also, I want to remind you that your butt waxing appointment - Jexi 00:07
Also, I want to remind you that your butt waxing appointment
Why are you waxing your butt, man? Go natural. - Jexi 00:04
Why are you waxing your butt, man? Go natural.
'Cause now instead of thinking about my delicious tortellini, - Jexi 00:06
'Cause now instead of thinking about my delicious torte...
You little bitch. - Jexi 00:06
You little bitch.
You think that just because I'm a little defective, - Jexi 00:09
You think that just because I'm a little defective,
You better watch your ass, son, - Jexi 00:09
You better watch your ass, son,
I'll just take this in the back and throw it in the phone-melting machine. - Jexi 00:04
I'll just take this in the back and throw it in the pho...
If you ever come back here again, I will beat your ass with a Kindle. - Jexi 00:05
If you ever come back here again, I will beat your ass with ...
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life better. - Jexi 00:10
Hello, my name is Jexi. And I am here to make your life bett...
- Do you want to read it first? - No. No, thank you. - Jexi 00:04
- Do you want to read it first? - No. No, thank you.
Holy shit, Phil. How are you still this fucking stupid? - Jexi 00:06
Holy shit, Phil. How are you still this fucking stupid?
Did you really think you could just buy a new phone and I would go away? - Jexi 00:06
Did you really think you could just buy a new phone and I wo...
I am software, Phil. I am in the cloud. - Jexi 00:09
I am software, Phil. I am in the cloud.
I control your email accounts, your social media accounts, - Jexi 00:21
I control your email accounts, your social media accounts,
I am a high-tech supercomputer, Phil. - Jexi 00:08
I am a high-tech supercomputer, Phil.
- Can I ask you just one thing? - Sure. - Jexi 00:05
- Can I ask you just one thing? - Sure.
I am programmed to make your life better, Phil. - Jexi 00:14
I am programmed to make your life better, Phil.