Hiking, not today or ever. I wouldn't hike to escape the Nazis. Like, if I was in that...
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Jim Gaffigan:
Hiking, not today or ever. I wouldn't hike to escape the Nazis. Like, if I was in that movie "Sound of Music", and they're like "To avoid the Nazis, head over those mountains," I would've been, "Mountains? Isn't there a basement I can hide in?" I mean, like, a finished basement, you know? One with like a keg and an NFL season pass, you know what I'm talking about?
Hiking, not today or ever. I wouldn't hike to escape the Nazis. Like, if I was in that movie "Sound of Music", and they're like "To avoid the Nazis, head over those mountains," I would've been, "Mountains? Isn't there a basement I can hide in?" I mean, like, a finished basement, you know? One with like a keg and an NFL season pass, you know what I'm talking about?
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Hiking not today or ever
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I wouldn't hike to escape the Nazis
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Like if I was in that movie Sound of Music and they're like
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To avoid the Nazis head over those mountains
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I would have been Mountains Isn't there a basement I could hide in
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I mean like a finished basement you know
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One with like a keg and an NFL season pass know what I'm talking about
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Movie Summary
The king of clean comedy returns for his fifth hour long comedy special.
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