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Jim Gaffigan:
I travel a lot. I'm constantly going through security, always behind that person that's never left their house before. They always want to ask me questions, like "Can I bring soup on the plane? It's homemade soup." I'm like "Uh, you should ask them." "For an I.D., can I use a fishing license?" "Uh, you should..." "Should I take off my shoes *and* my pants?" "Yes, you should."
I travel a lot. I'm constantly going through security, always behind that person that's never left their house before. They always want to ask me questions, like "Can I bring soup on the plane? It's homemade soup." I'm like "Uh, you should ask them." "For an I.D., can I use a fishing license?" "Uh, you should..." "Should I take off my shoes *and* my pants?" "Yes, you should."
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I travel a lot I'm constantly going through security
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Always behind that person that's never left their house before
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They always wanna ask me questions like Can I bring soup on the plane
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It's homemade soup I'm like You should ask them
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For an ID can I use a fishing license
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You should
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Should I take off my shoes and my pants
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Movie Summary
The king of clean comedy returns for his fifth hour long comedy special.
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