"The foliage! Let's drive by the foliage. It's so beautiful the way the leaves die....
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Jim Gaffigan:
People that love fall, they go crazy for the foliage: "The foliage! Let's drive by the foliage. It's so beautiful the way the leaves die. They're so pretty right before they fall to their death." We think it's beautiful. It's the leaves' hospice. It also helps that the leaves can't talk. If they could talk, they'd be like, "Aaaahhhhh! Get me chlorophyll! Why are these people driving by and smiling at me? You monsters!" We're rather insensitive to the leaves' tragedy. They die, they fall to the ground, we just rake them up. "Kids, you want to jump on this pile of dead leaves? No? All right, I'll just light them on fire."
People that love fall, they go crazy for the foliage: "The foliage! Let's drive by the foliage. It's so beautiful the way the leaves die. They're so pretty right before they fall to their death." We think it's beautiful. It's the leaves' hospice. It also helps that the leaves can't talk. If they could talk, they'd be like, "Aaaahhhhh! Get me chlorophyll! Why are these people driving by and smiling at me? You monsters!" We're rather insensitive to the leaves' tragedy. They die, they fall to the ground, we just rake them up. "Kids, you want to jump on this pile of dead leaves? No? All right, I'll just light them on fire."
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People that love fall they go crazy for the foliage
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gasps
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The foliage Let's drive by the foliage
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It's so beautiful the way the leaves die
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audience laughing
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They're so pretty right before they fall to their death
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We think it's beautiful It's the leaves' hospice
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audience laughing
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It also helps that the leaves can't talk
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If they could talk they'd be like
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Movie Summary
The king of clean comedy returns for his fifth hour long comedy special.
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