And this man walked right by everyone, and he sat down nextto an attractive woman. And I...
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And this man walked right by everyone, and he sat down next
to an attractive woman. And I was so impressed. That woman could look beyond this man's
appearance and focus solely on his wallet. Whoo! But we all wanna be good-looking, right? We all wanna be chased
on the playground, right? Some people go so far
as to get plastic surgery. They're like,
"Oh, I don't wanna sound desperate, but can you take a knife to my face?" "And make me pretty.
Just keep cutting!"
to an attractive woman. And I was so impressed. That woman could look beyond this man's
appearance and focus solely on his wallet. Whoo! But we all wanna be good-looking, right? We all wanna be chased
on the playground, right? Some people go so far
as to get plastic surgery. They're like,
"Oh, I don't wanna sound desperate, but can you take a knife to my face?" "And make me pretty.
Just keep cutting!"
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And this man walked right by everyone,
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and he sat down next
to an attractive woman.
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And I was so impressed.
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That woman could look beyond this man's
appearance and focus solely on his wallet.
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Whoo!
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But we all wanna be good-looking, right?
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We all wanna be chased
on the playground, right?
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Some people go so far
as to get plastic surgery.
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They're like,
"Oh, I don't wanna sound desperate,
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but can you take a knife to my face?"
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"And make me pretty.
Just keep cutting!"
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
