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Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster

"Don't say that." "Tom Hanks does eat babies." "And if you don't believe that,then you eat...

Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster • 2021

"Don't say that." "Tom Hanks does eat babies." "And if you don't believe that,
then you eat babies." "All right." "Tom Hanks eats babies." "He always seemed
like a baby-eater to me." The thing I missed most
during the lockdown was restaurants. I know that's a surprise. I didn't even realize
how much I missed restaurants 'til the first time I went out to eat and I caught myself catcalling
other people's food. "Oh, yeah." "What I would do to you." "Get me a fork and knife." "Jim, you're in public."
"Oh, sorry."

Full Transcript

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"Don't say that."

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"Tom Hanks does eat babies."

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"And if you don't believe that, then you eat babies."

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"All right."

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"Tom Hanks eats babies."

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"He always seemed like a baby-eater to me."

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The thing I missed most during the lockdown was restaurants.

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I know that's a surprise.

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I didn't even realize how much I missed restaurants

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'til the first time I went out to eat

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and I caught myself catcalling other people's food.

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"Oh, yeah."

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"What I would do to you."

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"Get me a fork and knife."

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"Jim, you're in public." "Oh, sorry."

Duration

48 seconds

Views

102

Timestamp in Movie

00:10:58

Uploaded

May 12, 2025

Genres

Production

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Movie Summary

Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.