He doesn't have any money. He has my money. I just texted back,"You're out of the will."...
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He doesn't have any money. He has my money. I just texted back,
"You're out of the will." I'm kidding. He was never in it. If my father asked me to do something, he wouldn't even stick around
for an answer. "You wanna shovel the driveway?"
Then he'd just leave. It was understood I was gonna shovel
the driveway or move out
"You're out of the will." I'm kidding. He was never in it. If my father asked me to do something, he wouldn't even stick around
for an answer. "You wanna shovel the driveway?"
Then he'd just leave. It was understood I was gonna shovel
the driveway or move out
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He doesn't have any money.
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He has my money.
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I just texted back,
"You're out of the will."
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I'm kidding. He was never in it.
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If my father asked me to do something,
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he wouldn't even stick around
for an answer.
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"You wanna shovel the driveway?"
Then he'd just leave.
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It was understood I was gonna shovel
the driveway or move out.
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
