It's like these billionaires are tryingto execute the plan of a five-year-old boy. "When I...
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It's like these billionaires are trying
to execute the plan of a five-year-old boy. "When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a bazillionaire!" "And I'm gonna build my own spaceship!" "And fly to outer space!" "Okay, Jeffrey." "But now it's time for bed." I almost feel sorry for the accountants
of the billionaires. 'Cause they were like,
"You had an amazing year." "You made 40 billion dollars." "But I fudged the numbers
so it looks like you broke even." "As long as you lay low
and don't draw attention, we should be fine." "You got anything coming up?" "I built a rocket…" "…to fly to outer space."
to execute the plan of a five-year-old boy. "When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a bazillionaire!" "And I'm gonna build my own spaceship!" "And fly to outer space!" "Okay, Jeffrey." "But now it's time for bed." I almost feel sorry for the accountants
of the billionaires. 'Cause they were like,
"You had an amazing year." "You made 40 billion dollars." "But I fudged the numbers
so it looks like you broke even." "As long as you lay low
and don't draw attention, we should be fine." "You got anything coming up?" "I built a rocket…" "…to fly to outer space."
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It's like these billionaires are trying
to execute the plan
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of a five-year-old boy.
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"When I grow up,
I'm gonna be a bazillionaire!"
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"And I'm gonna build my own spaceship!"
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"And fly to outer space!"
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"Okay, Jeffrey."
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"But now it's time for bed."
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I almost feel sorry for the accountants
of the billionaires.
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'Cause they were like,
"You had an amazing year."
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"You made 40 billion dollars."
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"But I fudged the numbers
so it looks like you broke even."
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"As long as you lay low
and don't draw attention,
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we should be fine."
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"You got anything coming up?"
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"I built a rocket…"
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"…to fly to outer space."
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
