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My wife hates that joke so much. My kids, I don't know what they think. I don't even think my kids know
what I do for a living. Or I should say I didn't think
they knew what I did for a living till last Halloween. My 10-year-old, Michael, didn't know
what he wanted to be for Halloween, which is a crisis. If you're a parent, you know this. Then, like, two days before Halloween,
he ran up to me and he goes, "I know what I'm gonna be for
Halloween." "I'm gonna be a stand-up comedian." And I was so touched. I was like, "Oh, my gosh, for Halloween,
you wanna be your dad." And he goes,
"No, I wanna be John Mulaney." Slap! Right across the face. Thank you so much, you guys. Appreciate it
what I do for a living. Or I should say I didn't think
they knew what I did for a living till last Halloween. My 10-year-old, Michael, didn't know
what he wanted to be for Halloween, which is a crisis. If you're a parent, you know this. Then, like, two days before Halloween,
he ran up to me and he goes, "I know what I'm gonna be for
Halloween." "I'm gonna be a stand-up comedian." And I was so touched. I was like, "Oh, my gosh, for Halloween,
you wanna be your dad." And he goes,
"No, I wanna be John Mulaney." Slap! Right across the face. Thank you so much, you guys. Appreciate it
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My wife hates that joke so much.
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My kids, I don't know what they think.
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I don't even think my kids know
what I do for a living.
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Or I should say I didn't think
they knew what I did for a living
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till last Halloween.
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My 10-year-old, Michael, didn't know
what he wanted to be for Halloween,
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which is a crisis.
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If you're a parent, you know this.
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Then, like, two days before Halloween,
he ran up to me and he goes,
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"I know what I'm gonna be for
Halloween."
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"I'm gonna be a stand-up comedian."
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And I was so touched.
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I was like, "Oh, my gosh, for Halloween,
you wanna be your dad."
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And he goes,
"No, I wanna be John Mulaney."
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Slap! Right across the face.
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Thank you so much, you guys.
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Appreciate it.
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.