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Sometimes, when my family
would go to the beach, I'd go for a hike by myself, which was boring,
but I figured how to make it fun. I started bringing a ketchup packet, and halfway through the hike,
I'd open up the ketchup packet and rub it on my hands and my face, then I'd just approach romantic couples. "Have you seen my wife?"
would go to the beach, I'd go for a hike by myself, which was boring,
but I figured how to make it fun. I started bringing a ketchup packet, and halfway through the hike,
I'd open up the ketchup packet and rub it on my hands and my face, then I'd just approach romantic couples. "Have you seen my wife?"
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Sometimes, when my family
would go to the beach,
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I'd go for a hike by myself,
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which was boring,
but I figured how to make it fun.
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I started bringing a ketchup packet,
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and halfway through the hike,
I'd open up the ketchup packet
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and rub it on my hands and my face,
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then I'd just approach romantic couples.
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"Have you seen my wife?"
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.