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Sometimes you had to decipher
the news. Right? The newscaster would be like, "The vulnerable are
older and people with comorbidities." You're like, "Co what?" "Comorbidity." Which eventually we figured out
was just code for, "All the fat asses are gonna die." But they couldn't say that on the news. They couldn't have Sanjay Gupta be like, "Well, Anderson,
all the fat asses are gonna die." So they said comorbidities. And at home, we were like,
"Honey, what is a comorb..." "I don't know. Pass the gravy." In time, we figured out
they were talking about fat people. And if you were overweight,
you were like, "How fat?" Or like, "Are we talking Walmart fat
or Jim Gaffigan fat?"
the news. Right? The newscaster would be like, "The vulnerable are
older and people with comorbidities." You're like, "Co what?" "Comorbidity." Which eventually we figured out
was just code for, "All the fat asses are gonna die." But they couldn't say that on the news. They couldn't have Sanjay Gupta be like, "Well, Anderson,
all the fat asses are gonna die." So they said comorbidities. And at home, we were like,
"Honey, what is a comorb..." "I don't know. Pass the gravy." In time, we figured out
they were talking about fat people. And if you were overweight,
you were like, "How fat?" Or like, "Are we talking Walmart fat
or Jim Gaffigan fat?"
Full Transcript
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Sometimes you had to decipher
the news. Right?
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The newscaster would be like,
00:00:04.096 --> 00:00:08.545
"The vulnerable are
older and people with comorbidities."
00:00:08.067 --> 00:00:10.038
You're like, "Co what?"
00:00:11.001 --> 00:00:12.555
"Comorbidity."
00:00:12.068 --> 00:00:15.425
Which eventually we figured out
was just code for,
00:00:15.055 --> 00:00:17.064
"All the fat asses are gonna die."
00:00:19.056 --> 00:00:21.098
But they couldn't say that on the news.
00:00:22.081 --> 00:00:24.395
They couldn't have Sanjay Gupta be like,
00:00:24.052 --> 00:00:27.057
"Well, Anderson,
all the fat asses are gonna die."
00:00:29.048 --> 00:00:32.235
So they said comorbidities.
00:00:32.036 --> 00:00:34.655
And at home, we were like,
"Honey, what is a comorb..."
00:00:34.078 --> 00:00:36.033
"I don't know. Pass the gravy."
00:00:38.095 --> 00:00:42.745
In time, we figured out
they were talking about fat people.
00:00:42.087 --> 00:00:46.054
And if you were overweight,
you were like, "How fat?"
00:00:47.075 --> 00:00:51.063
Or like, "Are we talking Walmart fat
or Jim Gaffigan fat?"
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
