When we weren'tat the beach, we did activities. I went zip-lining for the last time. What...
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When we weren't
at the beach, we did activities. I went zip-lining for the last time. What is wrong with us? "Hey, you wanna feel like
you're about to die?" "Would you pay 200 dollars to feel like
you're about to die six times?" Why don't you just walk into traffic? "Did you see that bus almost hit me?
I feel so alive." Why don't you just take off your mask
at a biker rally? You know?
at the beach, we did activities. I went zip-lining for the last time. What is wrong with us? "Hey, you wanna feel like
you're about to die?" "Would you pay 200 dollars to feel like
you're about to die six times?" Why don't you just walk into traffic? "Did you see that bus almost hit me?
I feel so alive." Why don't you just take off your mask
at a biker rally? You know?
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When we weren't
at the beach, we did activities.
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I went zip-lining for the last time.
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What is wrong with us?
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"Hey, you wanna feel like
you're about to die?"
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"Would you pay 200 dollars to feel like
you're about to die six times?"
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Why don't you just walk into traffic?
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"Did you see that bus almost hit me?
I feel so alive."
00:00:26.061 --> 00:00:29.235
Why don't you just take off your mask
at a biker rally?
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You know?
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
