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Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster

You know, like, "Wow, I didn't knowI could hate 'Uptown Funk' that much." You're never...

You know, like, "Wow, I didn't know
I could hate 'Uptown Funk' that much." You're never listening to a song
and think, "I wish there was
a marching band version of this."

Full Transcript

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You know, like, "Wow, I didn't know I could hate 'Uptown Funk' that much."
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You're never listening to a song and think,
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"I wish there was a marching band version of this."
Duration
12 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:52
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
And I understand there's some proud marching band people here. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:09
And I understand there's some proud marching band peopl...
I love it when trumpet players have the plunger at the end. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:05
I love it when trumpet players have the plunger at the end.
Who came up with that? - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:23
Who came up with that?
…with the message, "This kneecap looks like Jim Gaffigan." - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:06
…with the message, "This kneecap looks like Jim Gaffiga...
It's like these billionaires are trying to execute the plan - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:50
It's like these billionaires are trying to execute the ...
"You know I meant to lay low on this planet." - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:09
"You know I meant to lay low on this planet."
Flew in Thursday, uh, driving from the airport, - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:50
Flew in Thursday, uh, driving from the airport,
And I didn't know that's the reason some motorcycles are so loud - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:53
And I didn't know that's the reason some motorcycl...
Bikers are grown men who make the same phone calls of an eight-year-old boy. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:16
Bikers are grown men who make the same phone calls of an eig...
The reason that's funny is 'cause bikers are so intimidating, right? - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:48
The reason that's funny is 'cause bikers are so in...
Occasionally, you'll see a biker giving someone a ride - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:16
Occasionally, you'll see a biker giving someone a ride
"You smell wonderful, Virgil." - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:10
"You smell wonderful, Virgil."
During the summer, occasionally, you'll see a bicyclist on the highway. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:49
During the summer, occasionally, you'll see a bicyclist...
You never see a cyclist giving someone a ride, right? - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:24
You never see a cyclist giving someone a ride, right?
Are those cleats necessary? - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:11
Are those cleats necessary?
I think it's interesting, people who ride bicycles are called "cyclists," - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:38
I think it's interesting, people who ride bicycles are ...
So the next time a friend says, - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:07
So the next time a friend says,
No, I prefer mixed company. I do, you know. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:23
No, I prefer mixed company. I do, you know.
Yeah. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:23
Yeah.
"Uh…" - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:54
"Uh…"