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"You know what wasn't a good time?
Giving up my dreams… …so you could be
a general disappointment." No, I would never suggest that children
are God's punishment for having sex. But an argument could be made. And he's up there, "Oh, they're
enjoying that way too much." "How can I get them to pray tomorrow?" I do love being a parent. It's the most
important thing I'll do in my life. But it's an insane proposition. You give your children everything. You give them everything
and then just one day, they leave. They're like,
"See you! Thanks for nothing."
Giving up my dreams… …so you could be
a general disappointment." No, I would never suggest that children
are God's punishment for having sex. But an argument could be made. And he's up there, "Oh, they're
enjoying that way too much." "How can I get them to pray tomorrow?" I do love being a parent. It's the most
important thing I'll do in my life. But it's an insane proposition. You give your children everything. You give them everything
and then just one day, they leave. They're like,
"See you! Thanks for nothing."
Full Transcript
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"You know what wasn't a good time?
Giving up my dreams…
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…so you could be
a general disappointment."
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No, I would never suggest that children
are God's punishment for having sex.
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But an argument could be made.
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And he's up there, "Oh, they're
enjoying that way too much."
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"How can I get them to pray tomorrow?"
00:00:30.032 --> 00:00:33.405
I do love being a parent. It's the most
important thing I'll do in my life.
00:00:33.053 --> 00:00:36.615
But it's an insane proposition.
00:00:36.074 --> 00:00:38.455
You give your children everything.
00:00:38.058 --> 00:00:41.495
You give them everything
and then just one day, they leave.
00:00:41.062 --> 00:00:44.000
They're like,
"See you! Thanks for nothing."
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
