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You never see a cyclist
giving someone a ride, right? There's no room. They're already sitting
on that door handle of a seat. "I'm just gonna sit
here for five hours." "I don't know why I
can't have children." Right, I'm going after the cyclist. What are they gonna do?
Throw their baby bottle of water at me? "I'd chase you, but for no reason
at all, I'm wearing cleats."
giving someone a ride, right? There's no room. They're already sitting
on that door handle of a seat. "I'm just gonna sit
here for five hours." "I don't know why I
can't have children." Right, I'm going after the cyclist. What are they gonna do?
Throw their baby bottle of water at me? "I'd chase you, but for no reason
at all, I'm wearing cleats."
Full Transcript
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You never see a cyclist
giving someone a ride, right?
00:00:03.034 --> 00:00:04.795
There's no room.
00:00:04.092 --> 00:00:07.057
They're already sitting
on that door handle of a seat.
00:00:08.013 --> 00:00:10.055
"I'm just gonna sit
here for five hours."
00:00:11.018 --> 00:00:13.023
"I don't know why I
can't have children."
00:00:14.076 --> 00:00:16.145
Right, I'm going after the cyclist.
00:00:16.027 --> 00:00:19.037
What are they gonna do?
Throw their baby bottle of water at me?
00:00:20.002 --> 00:00:23.009
"I'd chase you, but for no reason
at all, I'm wearing cleats."
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Movie Summary
Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
