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Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster

"You smell wonderful, Virgil." "What is that, lilac?" "You've been doing sit-ups, Virgil?"

"You smell wonderful, Virgil." "What is that, lilac?" "You've been doing sit-ups, Virgil?"

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"You smell wonderful, Virgil."
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"What is that, lilac?"
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"You've been doing sit-ups, Virgil?"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
87
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:20
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Stand-up special by Jim Gaffigan.
During the summer, occasionally, you'll see a bicyclist on the highway. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:49
During the summer, occasionally, you'll see a bicyclist...
You never see a cyclist giving someone a ride, right? - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:24
You never see a cyclist giving someone a ride, right?
Are those cleats necessary? - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:11
Are those cleats necessary?
I think it's interesting, people who ride bicycles are called "cyclists," - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:38
I think it's interesting, people who ride bicycles are ...
So the next time a friend says, - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:07
So the next time a friend says,
No, I prefer mixed company. I do, you know. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:23
No, I prefer mixed company. I do, you know.
Yeah. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:23
Yeah.
"Uh…" - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:54
"Uh…"
I like having women around for many reasons, - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:34
I like having women around for many reasons,
And this man walked right by everyone, - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:33
And this man walked right by everyone,
When my wife's annoyed with me, she doesn't give me the silent treatment. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:15
When my wife's annoyed with me, she doesn't give m...
I'll be like, "Uh, are you mad at me?" - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:04
I'll be like, "Uh, are you mad at me?"
She's back in New York, but you never know. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:16
She's back in New York, but you never know.
"You know what wasn't a good time? Giving up my dreams… - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:44
"You know what wasn't a good time? Giving up my dr...
He doesn't have any money. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:30
He doesn't have any money.
I was kind of frightened of my dad. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:16
I was kind of frightened of my dad.
…so I guess I need your credit card." - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:09
…so I guess I need your credit card."
If my dad was in a room in the house, I wouldn't go to that side of the house. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:25
If my dad was in a room in the house, I wouldn't go to ...
When I didn't have kids, I didn't understand my dad at all. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:40
When I didn't have kids, I didn't understand my da...
Any parent will tell you that, like, having children has enriched their lives. - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster 00:21
Any parent will tell you that, like, having children has enr...