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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"But it's not fair!" Yeah, neither is baldingand being born with no pigmentation

"But it's not fair!" Yeah, neither is balding
and being born with no pigmentation

Full Transcript

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"But it's not fair!"
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Yeah, neither is balding and being born with no pigmentation.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
90
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:56
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
It is crazy. Most of my adult life, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
It is crazy. Most of my adult life,
"Jim, you gotta stop eating. Jim, you gotta control your impulses." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"Jim, you gotta stop eating. Jim, you gotta control you...
I now understand thin people. You don't forget to eat. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I now understand thin people. You don't forget to eat.
You're dead inside. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
You're dead inside.
Life is about compromise! Sure, I may never feel true joy again - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
Life is about compromise! Sure, I may never feel true joy ag...
And when you're not looking, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And when you're not looking,
It is amazing how popular the appetite suppressants are, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
It is amazing how popular the appetite suppressants are, rig...
I'm trying to enjoy being thin, you know, 'cause I know I'm gonna be fat again. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I'm trying to enjoy being thin, you know, 'cause I...
This is like 99% Big Pharma, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
This is like 99% Big Pharma,
Right? I mean... - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Right? I mean...
Besides, I still got my fat clothes! - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Besides, I still got my fat clothes!
I see 'em hanging in my closet, taunting me. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I see 'em hanging in my closet, taunting me.
"You'll be back!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
"You'll be back!"
"'Member that time you ate an entire pizza and told your wife it never came?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:14
"'Member that time you ate an entire pizza and tol...
I now view McDonald's - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:18
I now view McDonald's
The drug was created to help people with diabetes - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
The drug was created to help people with diabetes
But, once it got out that there was a diabetes medicine - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:20
But, once it got out that there was a diabetes medicine
We know about Viagra, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
We know about Viagra,
But it must be frustrating for these scientists - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
But it must be frustrating for these scientists
Like the people that created Viagra, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
Like the people that created Viagra,