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'Cause a beard is really the poor man's facelift
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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

'Cause a beard is reallythe poor man's facelift

'Cause a beard is really
the poor man's facelift

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'Cause a beard is really the poor man's facelift.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:54
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
Every compliment a man receives on his beard is backhanded. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Every compliment a man receives on his beard is backhanded.
"I like your face with a beard." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"I like your face with a beard."
What you must understand is every man who has a beard - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
What you must understand is every man who has a beard
Every man who has a beard at one point looked in the mirror, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:16
Every man who has a beard at one point looked in the mirror,
Jesus was probably walking on water, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:14
Jesus was probably walking on water,
I'm not gonna get any followers looking like this." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
I'm not gonna get any followers looking like this."...
Was he like, "Oh..." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Was he like, "Oh..."
Take out your phone! Get this!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
Take out your phone! Get this!"
Of course, that was... Walking on water was one of Jesus' miracles, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
Of course, that was... Walking on water was one of Jesus...
"Pretty cool. I book children's birthday parties." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
"Pretty cool. I book children's birthday parties.&...
There is some wild stuff in the Bible, right? Like early on, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
There is some wild stuff in the Bible, right? Like early on,
God asked Abraham to kill his only son. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
God asked Abraham to kill his only son.
And Abraham, like most fathers, said, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
And Abraham, like most fathers, said,
Maybe Abraham was going through bills and was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:19
Maybe Abraham was going through bills and was like,
Did anyone overhear the conversation? Like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
Did anyone overhear the conversation? Like,
"Just mind your own business." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
"Just mind your own business."
"Abraham, I'd like you to sacrifice your only son." Jesus was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:35
"Abraham, I'd like you to sacrifice your only son....
"Yeah..." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Yeah..."
But, those last 90 years... - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
But, those last 90 years...
Do you think when they were first writing down the Bible, anyone was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
Do you think when they were first writing down the Bible, an...