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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"Congratulations.It's gonna get really hard." So, as a new parent,you have to figure it...

"Congratulations.
It's gonna get really hard." So, as a new parent,
you have to figure it out on your own

Full Transcript

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"Congratulations. It's gonna get really hard."
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So, as a new parent, you have to figure it out on your own.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:35
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
And a baby, a newborn, they're so fragile, they're so dependent. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And a baby, a newborn, they're so fragile, they're...
You help them burp. The new parent thinks, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
You help them burp. The new parent thinks,
You're literally stopping them from accidentally killing themselves. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
You're literally stopping them from accidentally killin...
The parent thinks, "Oh, this is the hard part. This is the hard part." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
The parent thinks, "Oh, this is the hard part. This is ...
Then, the child becomes a teenager, and the parents are like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Then, the child becomes a teenager, and the parents are like...
Parenting is the only thing you can do for 13 years, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
Parenting is the only thing you can do for 13 years,
It's God's cruelest joke - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
It's God's cruelest joke
He's like... - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
He's like...
"Watch this." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
"Watch this."
The best is when empty nesters talk about the teenage years - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
The best is when empty nesters talk about the teenage years
"My wife and I thought we were prepared. We lost everything." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
"My wife and I thought we were prepared. We lost everyt...
Teenagers do make you realize parenting's a skill, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Teenagers do make you realize parenting's a skill,
And if you have an easy teenager, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And if you have an easy teenager,
It just means God didn't think you could handle a hard one. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
It just means God didn't think you could handle a hard ...
No, that's... that's not it. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
No, that's... that's not it.
I know that sounds negative, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I know that sounds negative,
'Cause you have this cute 12-year-old, and then boom, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
'Cause you have this cute 12-year-old, and then boom,
You can literally witness the curiosity and wonder - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
You can literally witness the curiosity and wonder
And then, you, the parent, you're supposed to learn - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And then, you, the parent, you're supposed to learn
My wife emails me articles, "How to talk to your teenager." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
My wife emails me articles, "How to talk to your teenag...