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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"Do you accept these cookies?" "Well, gosh, I don't wanna be rude." "The polite thing is...

"Do you accept these cookies?" "Well, gosh, I don't wanna be rude." "The polite thing is to accept the cookies and let us track your internet activity." "As long as I get them cookies." We're so accepting of all of it

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"Do you accept these cookies?"
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"Well, gosh, I don't wanna be rude."
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"The polite thing is to accept the cookies
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and let us track your internet activity."
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"As long as I get them cookies."
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We're so accepting of all of it.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:58
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
You ever been in a conversation with someone - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
You ever been in a conversation with someone
And instead of being outraged that your privacy was obviously invaded, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And instead of being outraged that your privacy was obviousl...
"Looks like we're going to Mexico!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"Looks like we're going to Mexico!"
The way everyone talks about going to Mars now, it's like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
The way everyone talks about going to Mars now, it's li...
I have three brothers, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I have three brothers,
I appreciate the optimism, but are we going to Mars? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I appreciate the optimism, but are we going to Mars?
We put a man on the moon 54 years ago. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
We put a man on the moon 54 years ago.
I don't know. Maybe we're going to Mars. Honestly, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I don't know. Maybe we're going to Mars. Honestly,
Like, if someone put a gun to my head, and they're like, "Explain the microwave!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
Like, if someone put a gun to my head, and they're like...
"Is that close?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
"Is that close?"
Most of the time, I don't even feel like an adult. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Most of the time, I don't even feel like an adult.
I still don't feel comfortable buying shoes in a store. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I still don't feel comfortable buying shoes in a store.
Shoes are the only clothing - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Shoes are the only clothing
You'd never go up to a salesperson, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
You'd never go up to a salesperson,
We just sit down and we're like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
We just sit down and we're like,
All we know is they like to work with stranger's feet. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
All we know is they like to work with stranger's feet.
"How do they feel?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:24
"How do they feel?"
I've decided - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I've decided
Like the stock market. When they talk about the stock market in the news like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:23
Like the stock market. When they talk about the stock market...
But, I tell you, the pandemic... the pandemic did reveal - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
But, I tell you, the pandemic... the pandemic did reveal