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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"I just can't even, you know?" "No, if they're not gonna listen,I'm not gonna try!" I...

"I just can't even, you know?" "No, if they're not gonna listen,
I'm not gonna try!" I guess the point I'm trying
to make is I'm a Christian

Full Transcript

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"I just can't even, you know?"
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"No, if they're not gonna listen, I'm not gonna try!"
00:00:11.261 --> 00:00:14.389
I guess the point I'm trying to make is I'm a Christian.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:50
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
And the reason I say that is to make you feel uncomfortable. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And the reason I say that is to make you feel uncomfortable.
'Cause when non-Christians hear me say I'm a Christian, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
'Cause when non-Christians hear me say I'm a Chris...
Yeah. Thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Yeah. Thank you.
I'm so grateful that I can travel around - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
I'm so grateful that I can travel around
My life at home is actually the opposite of this experience. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My life at home is actually the opposite of this experience.
At home, I'm not even acknowledged. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
At home, I'm not even acknowledged.
I think parents should receive a standing ovation. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I think parents should receive a standing ovation.
"Please welcome, the only reason you're alive." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
"Please welcome, the only reason you're alive.&quo...
'Cause, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
'Cause,
It's too hard! The expectations are too high. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
It's too hard! The expectations are too high.
In baseball, if I have a .300 average, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
In baseball, if I have a .300 average,
Children, children are the only thing - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Children, children are the only thing
"Neither of 'em work." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Neither of 'em work."
We deserve the pain. The audacity, the audacity to think - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
We deserve the pain. The audacity, the audacity to think
We're just like, "Yeah, yeah, I lose my phone once a day." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
We're just like, "Yeah, yeah, I lose my phone once...
"Can you call my baby?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
"Can you call my baby?"
Some choose to not have children, and I respect that. I do. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Some choose to not have children, and I respect that. I do.
"Where am I gonna go for brunch?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
"Where am I gonna go for brunch?"
If you've never been out, discovered a stain, and privately prayed - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
If you've never been out, discovered a stain, and priva...
If you haven't bragged to your spouse or partner - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
If you haven't bragged to your spouse or partner