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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"I know your father." "How?" "I held you as a baby." "Why?" My friends growing upwere...

"I know your father." "How?" "I held you as a baby." "Why?" My friends growing up
were afraid of my dad. You know?

Full Transcript

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"I know your father."
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"How?"
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"I held you as a baby."
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"Why?"
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My friends growing up were afraid of my dad. You know?
Duration
18 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:16
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
My, my childhood best friend, to this day, is still afraid of my dad. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My, my childhood best friend, to this day, is still afraid o...
My dad's been dead for 30 years. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My dad's been dead for 30 years.
My kids, their friends, they view me as an Uber driver. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My kids, their friends, they view me as an Uber driver.
"Can we turn down the music, Jim?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Can we turn down the music, Jim?"
I've voluntarily driven, purchased multiple tickets, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
I've voluntarily driven, purchased multiple tickets,
Like, I didn't need to read a review. I didn't need to watch a trailer. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Like, I didn't need to read a review. I didn't nee...
Nobody asks themselves like, "I wonder if The Smurfs is a good film." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Nobody asks themselves like, "I wonder if The Smurfs is...
They tried to warn us by calling it The Smurfs! - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
They tried to warn us by calling it The Smurfs!
'Cause after you sit through a movie like Trolls - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
'Cause after you sit through a movie like Trolls
So, you just ask, "Hey, what'd you think?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
So, you just ask, "Hey, what'd you think?"
And you sit through each of them, just thinking about alcohol. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And you sit through each of them, just thinking about alcoho...
My father, my father would've never sat through a horrible kids' movie. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
My father, my father would've never sat through a horri...
On the rare occasion my dad took us to a movie, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
On the rare occasion my dad took us to a movie,
It was understood that when we got to the theater, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
It was understood that when we got to the theater,
Didn't matter when the movie started, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Didn't matter when the movie started,
We'd walk into the dark theater, sit down, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
We'd walk into the dark theater, sit down,
The lights would turn on, people would leave, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
The lights would turn on, people would leave,
We might ask each other like, "How do you think the movie starts?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
We might ask each other like, "How do you think the mov...
Often, it felt like we were just helping my dad establish an alibi. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Often, it felt like we were just helping my dad establish an...
"I couldn't have killed that drifter. I was at the movies with my kids." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
"I couldn't have killed that drifter. I was at the...