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It was understood that when we got to the theater
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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

It was understood thatwhen we got to the theater, he was gonna pick a movie, buy tickets,...

It was understood that
when we got to the theater, he was gonna pick a movie, buy tickets, and we were gonna walk in immediately

Full Transcript

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It was understood that when we got to the theater,
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he was gonna pick a movie, buy tickets,
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and we were gonna walk in immediately.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:35
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
Didn't matter when the movie started, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Didn't matter when the movie started,
We'd walk into the dark theater, sit down, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
We'd walk into the dark theater, sit down,
The lights would turn on, people would leave, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
The lights would turn on, people would leave,
We might ask each other like, "How do you think the movie starts?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
We might ask each other like, "How do you think the mov...
Often, it felt like we were just helping my dad establish an alibi. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Often, it felt like we were just helping my dad establish an...
"I couldn't have killed that drifter. I was at the movies with my kids." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
"I couldn't have killed that drifter. I was at the...
You know, just halfway through The Sound of Music, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
You know, just halfway through The Sound of Music,
Everyone in the theater's like, "Wow, that family didn't like it - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
Everyone in the theater's like, "Wow, that family ...
I know I complain a lot about my kids, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I know I complain a lot about my kids,
And people without kids are always like, "I'd never let my kids treat me horribly." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
And people without kids are always like, "I'd neve...
So you let them treat you horribly, and you just think about alcohol. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
So you let them treat you horribly, and you just think about...
I was thinking if I told a therapist how my kids treat me, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
I was thinking if I told a therapist how my kids treat me,
"They spend all my money, and when I ask them to do anything, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:27
"They spend all my money, and when I ask them to do any...
"Love you, Dad." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:21
"Love you, Dad."
Parenting is hard, and it gets progressively harder. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Parenting is hard, and it gets progressively harder.
"Congratulations. It's gonna get really hard." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Congratulations. It's gonna get really hard."...
And a baby, a newborn, they're so fragile, they're so dependent. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And a baby, a newborn, they're so fragile, they're...
You help them burp. The new parent thinks, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
You help them burp. The new parent thinks,
You're literally stopping them from accidentally killing themselves. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
You're literally stopping them from accidentally killin...
The parent thinks, "Oh, this is the hard part. This is the hard part." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
The parent thinks, "Oh, this is the hard part. This is ...