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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

Like, I remember when I was 10 years old, my mom used to send me on errands.I remember one...

Like, I remember when I was 10 years old, my mom used to send me on errands.
I remember one time, she sent me to the grocery store
with very specific instructions

Full Transcript

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Like, I remember when I was 10 years old,
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my mom used to send me on errands. I remember one time,
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she sent me to the grocery store with very specific instructions.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:05
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
I walked a mile and a half to the grocery store, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I walked a mile and a half to the grocery store,
I went right up to the cashier, handed her $10 and said, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
I went right up to the cashier, handed her $10 and said,
"Merit Ultra Lights." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
"Merit Ultra Lights."
She complimented me, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
She complimented me,
We used to send children on errands alone. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
We used to send children on errands alone.
But now, after 25 years of - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
But now, after 25 years of
Grown-ups were just these evil giants - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Grown-ups were just these evil giants
"I know your father." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:18
"I know your father."
My, my childhood best friend, to this day, is still afraid of my dad. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My, my childhood best friend, to this day, is still afraid o...
My dad's been dead for 30 years. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My dad's been dead for 30 years.
My kids, their friends, they view me as an Uber driver. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My kids, their friends, they view me as an Uber driver.
"Can we turn down the music, Jim?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Can we turn down the music, Jim?"
I've voluntarily driven, purchased multiple tickets, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
I've voluntarily driven, purchased multiple tickets,
Like, I didn't need to read a review. I didn't need to watch a trailer. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Like, I didn't need to read a review. I didn't nee...
Nobody asks themselves like, "I wonder if The Smurfs is a good film." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Nobody asks themselves like, "I wonder if The Smurfs is...
They tried to warn us by calling it The Smurfs! - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
They tried to warn us by calling it The Smurfs!
'Cause after you sit through a movie like Trolls - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
'Cause after you sit through a movie like Trolls
So, you just ask, "Hey, what'd you think?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
So, you just ask, "Hey, what'd you think?"
And you sit through each of them, just thinking about alcohol. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And you sit through each of them, just thinking about alcoho...
My father, my father would've never sat through a horrible kids' movie. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
My father, my father would've never sat through a horri...