To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Listen to these divorced dads! Right?
Please log in to add to collections.
Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

Listen to these divorced dads! Right?

Listen to these divorced dads! Right?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.587
Listen to these divorced dads! Right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:07
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
Obviously, the mom is the hero of the story, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Obviously, the mom is the hero of the story, right?
When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house.
I see it in my family. My children see, on a daily basis, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I see it in my family. My children see, on a daily basis,
Yet, when I travel the country, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Yet, when I travel the country,
Being a dad is like being a backup quarterback in the NFL. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Being a dad is like being a backup quarterback in the NFL.
And on those rare occasions you're brought into the game, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And on those rare occasions you're brought into the gam...
Oh, thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Oh, thank you.
It's amazing how the status of father has changed in our society. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
It's amazing how the status of father has changed in ou...
You know, in the 1950s, there was a television show - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:21
You know, in the 1950s, there was a television show
Not only would they never do that show today, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:25
Not only would they never do that show today,
"What the hell do you want me to say? I'm not yelling! You're yelling!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:16
"What the hell do you want me to say? I'm not yell...
Uh, we've been married for 20 years. Can you believe that? Twenty years. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Uh, we've been married for 20 years. Can you believe th...
'Cause you never really know what's going on in someone else's marriage, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
'Cause you never really know what's going on in so...
Sometimes, you realize it was all an act, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Sometimes, you realize it was all an act, right?
"The nominees for best performance in an unhappy marriage are..." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"The nominees for best performance in an unhappy marria...
I had no idea she despised him." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
I had no idea she despised him."
She planned our whole wedding. She's very Catholic, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
She planned our whole wedding. She's very Catholic,
And I remember watching my brother-in-law read 1 Corinthians. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And I remember watching my brother-in-law read 1 Corinthians...
If you don't know, that's the, "Love is patient." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
If you don't know, that's the, "Love is patie...
But, I remember it so vividly because it ends with, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
But, I remember it so vividly because it ends with,