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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"Merit Ultra Lights." The cashier looked at me and asked,"How old are you?" And I said,...

"Merit Ultra Lights." The cashier looked at me and asked,
"How old are you?" And I said, "I'm 10 years old." She said, "You're a good boy."

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"Merit Ultra Lights."
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The cashier looked at me and asked, "How old are you?"
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And I said, "I'm 10 years old."
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She said, "You're a good boy."
Duration
11 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:23
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
She complimented me, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
She complimented me,
We used to send children on errands alone. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
We used to send children on errands alone.
But now, after 25 years of - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
But now, after 25 years of
Grown-ups were just these evil giants - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Grown-ups were just these evil giants
"I know your father." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:18
"I know your father."
My, my childhood best friend, to this day, is still afraid of my dad. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My, my childhood best friend, to this day, is still afraid o...
My dad's been dead for 30 years. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My dad's been dead for 30 years.
My kids, their friends, they view me as an Uber driver. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My kids, their friends, they view me as an Uber driver.
"Can we turn down the music, Jim?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Can we turn down the music, Jim?"
I've voluntarily driven, purchased multiple tickets, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
I've voluntarily driven, purchased multiple tickets,
Like, I didn't need to read a review. I didn't need to watch a trailer. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Like, I didn't need to read a review. I didn't nee...
Nobody asks themselves like, "I wonder if The Smurfs is a good film." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Nobody asks themselves like, "I wonder if The Smurfs is...
They tried to warn us by calling it The Smurfs! - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
They tried to warn us by calling it The Smurfs!
'Cause after you sit through a movie like Trolls - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
'Cause after you sit through a movie like Trolls
So, you just ask, "Hey, what'd you think?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
So, you just ask, "Hey, what'd you think?"
And you sit through each of them, just thinking about alcohol. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And you sit through each of them, just thinking about alcoho...
My father, my father would've never sat through a horrible kids' movie. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
My father, my father would've never sat through a horri...
On the rare occasion my dad took us to a movie, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
On the rare occasion my dad took us to a movie,
It was understood that when we got to the theater, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
It was understood that when we got to the theater,
Didn't matter when the movie started, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Didn't matter when the movie started,