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Obviously, paternity tests exist because some men are garbage
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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

Obviously, paternity tests existbecause some men are garbage

Obviously, paternity tests exist
because some men are garbage

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Obviously, paternity tests exist because some men are garbage.
Duration
6 seconds
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30
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:27
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
And I tell you, as the father of five, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And I tell you, as the father of five,
But, nothing prepares a man for parenthood. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
But, nothing prepares a man for parenthood.
Not only growing the baby, but there's morning sickness, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Not only growing the baby, but there's morning sickness...
For a guy during the entire pregnancy, they feel the same, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
For a guy during the entire pregnancy, they feel the same,
Listen to these divorced dads! Right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Listen to these divorced dads! Right?
Obviously, the mom is the hero of the story, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Obviously, the mom is the hero of the story, right?
When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house.
I see it in my family. My children see, on a daily basis, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I see it in my family. My children see, on a daily basis,
Yet, when I travel the country, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Yet, when I travel the country,
Being a dad is like being a backup quarterback in the NFL. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Being a dad is like being a backup quarterback in the NFL.
And on those rare occasions you're brought into the game, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And on those rare occasions you're brought into the gam...
Oh, thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Oh, thank you.
It's amazing how the status of father has changed in our society. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
It's amazing how the status of father has changed in ou...
You know, in the 1950s, there was a television show - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:21
You know, in the 1950s, there was a television show
Not only would they never do that show today, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:25
Not only would they never do that show today,
"What the hell do you want me to say? I'm not yelling! You're yelling!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:16
"What the hell do you want me to say? I'm not yell...
Uh, we've been married for 20 years. Can you believe that? Twenty years. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Uh, we've been married for 20 years. Can you believe th...
'Cause you never really know what's going on in someone else's marriage, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
'Cause you never really know what's going on in so...
Sometimes, you realize it was all an act, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Sometimes, you realize it was all an act, right?
"The nominees for best performance in an unhappy marriage are..." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"The nominees for best performance in an unhappy marria...