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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

Of course, with paternity tests, now we can scientificallyprove who the father is, but for...

Of course, with paternity tests, now we can scientifically
prove who the father is, but for most of human existence, the guy just had to
believe what he was told

Full Transcript

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Of course, with paternity tests,
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now we can scientifically prove who the father is,
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but for most of human existence,
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the guy just had to believe what he was told.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:39
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
"I'm pregnant. You're the father." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
"I'm pregnant. You're the father."
"Uh, the child came out of my body." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
"Uh, the child came out of my body."
Obviously, paternity tests exist because some men are garbage. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Obviously, paternity tests exist because some men are garbag...
And I tell you, as the father of five, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And I tell you, as the father of five,
But, nothing prepares a man for parenthood. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
But, nothing prepares a man for parenthood.
Not only growing the baby, but there's morning sickness, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Not only growing the baby, but there's morning sickness...
For a guy during the entire pregnancy, they feel the same, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
For a guy during the entire pregnancy, they feel the same,
Listen to these divorced dads! Right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Listen to these divorced dads! Right?
Obviously, the mom is the hero of the story, right? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Obviously, the mom is the hero of the story, right?
When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house.
I see it in my family. My children see, on a daily basis, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I see it in my family. My children see, on a daily basis,
Yet, when I travel the country, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Yet, when I travel the country,
Being a dad is like being a backup quarterback in the NFL. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Being a dad is like being a backup quarterback in the NFL.
And on those rare occasions you're brought into the game, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And on those rare occasions you're brought into the gam...
Oh, thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Oh, thank you.
It's amazing how the status of father has changed in our society. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
It's amazing how the status of father has changed in ou...
You know, in the 1950s, there was a television show - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:21
You know, in the 1950s, there was a television show
Not only would they never do that show today, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:25
Not only would they never do that show today,
"What the hell do you want me to say? I'm not yelling! You're yelling!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:16
"What the hell do you want me to say? I'm not yell...
Uh, we've been married for 20 years. Can you believe that? Twenty years. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Uh, we've been married for 20 years. Can you believe th...