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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"Please say juice." That actually happened to me

"Please say juice." That actually happened to me

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"Please say juice."
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That actually happened to me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:09
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
And my two blonde children were screaming for Jews. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And my two blonde children were screaming for Jews.
They were demanding Jews in a way that would lead you to believe - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
They were demanding Jews in a way that would lead you to bel...
"For the love of Jesus, please say juice." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
"For the love of Jesus, please say juice."
"Love me some Jews." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Love me some Jews."
And then one day, out of nowhere, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And then one day, out of nowhere,
They don't tell you when that happens, and there are strict rules - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
They don't tell you when that happens, and there are st...
I was at dinner recently, and my 14-year-old daughter was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I was at dinner recently, and my 14-year-old daughter was li...
My wife was like, "Honey, you didn't go into the school, did you?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:23
My wife was like, "Honey, you didn't go into the s...
And I freely admit my wife has it harder, much harder, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And I freely admit my wife has it harder, much harder,
Now, I don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Now, I don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist,
Men find out they're gonna be a father the same way they learn - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Men find out they're gonna be a father the same way the...
Someone comes up and goes, "You should sit down." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
Someone comes up and goes, "You should sit down."
Of course, with paternity tests, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
Of course, with paternity tests,
"I'm pregnant. You're the father." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
"I'm pregnant. You're the father."
"Uh, the child came out of my body." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
"Uh, the child came out of my body."
Obviously, paternity tests exist because some men are garbage. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Obviously, paternity tests exist because some men are garbag...
And I tell you, as the father of five, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And I tell you, as the father of five,
But, nothing prepares a man for parenthood. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
But, nothing prepares a man for parenthood.
Not only growing the baby, but there's morning sickness, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Not only growing the baby, but there's morning sickness...
For a guy during the entire pregnancy, they feel the same, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
For a guy during the entire pregnancy, they feel the same,