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She has receipts going back to our first date
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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

She has receipts goingback to our first date

She has receipts going
back to our first date

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She has receipts going back to our first date.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:35
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
"I remember seeing you in the neighborhood. You looked so arrogant." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"I remember seeing you in the neighborhood. You looked ...
I'll be like, "Hey, I thought we agreed." "What did I say exactly?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I'll be like, "Hey, I thought we agreed." &qu...
"You win." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"You win."
"Love doesn't appreciate you coming back from being out of town - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Love doesn't appreciate you coming back from bein...
Well, she's indifferent to our dog. But, you know, to a dog lover, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Well, she's indifferent to our dog. But, you know, to a...
It's like, "You don't love dogs? Who hurt you?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
It's like, "You don't love dogs? Who hurt you...
But our dog is so sweet and will not leave my wife alone. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
But our dog is so sweet and will not leave my wife alone.
Whenever my wife enters the room, the dog climbs all over her, sneezing. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Whenever my wife enters the room, the dog climbs all over he...
And as my wife pushes the dog away, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
And as my wife pushes the dog away,
Did you get the dog, and then discover your wife's allergic?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Did you get the dog, and then discover your wife's alle...
I've known my wife's allergic for 20 years, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I've known my wife's allergic for 20 years,
I never did. I mean, we live in an apartment in New York City. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I never did. I mean, we live in an apartment in New York Cit...
But then, the pandemic happened, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
But then, the pandemic happened,
So, I told my wife, I'm like, "Let me handle this." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
So, I told my wife, I'm like, "Let me handle this....
When she's around dogs, she feels physically ill." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
When she's around dogs, she feels physically ill."
So, I turned to my wife, and I was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:14
So, I turned to my wife, and I was like,
And I could see that we weren't getting anywhere, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And I could see that we weren't getting anywhere,
I was like, "What if we fostered a dog?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
I was like, "What if we fostered a dog?"
"my wife died." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"my wife died."
But, the next day, outta nowhere, she was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
But, the next day, outta nowhere, she was like,