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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

Sometimes, you realizeit was all an act, right?

Sometimes, you realize
it was all an act, right?

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Sometimes, you realize it was all an act, right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:32
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
"The nominees for best performance in an unhappy marriage are..." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"The nominees for best performance in an unhappy marria...
I had no idea she despised him." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
I had no idea she despised him."
She planned our whole wedding. She's very Catholic, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
She planned our whole wedding. She's very Catholic,
And I remember watching my brother-in-law read 1 Corinthians. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And I remember watching my brother-in-law read 1 Corinthians...
If you don't know, that's the, "Love is patient." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
If you don't know, that's the, "Love is patie...
But, I remember it so vividly because it ends with, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:12
But, I remember it so vividly because it ends with,
Keep a record... - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Keep a record...
Of every mistake I've ever made. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Of every mistake I've ever made.
She has receipts going back to our first date. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
She has receipts going back to our first date.
"I remember seeing you in the neighborhood. You looked so arrogant." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"I remember seeing you in the neighborhood. You looked ...
I'll be like, "Hey, I thought we agreed." "What did I say exactly?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I'll be like, "Hey, I thought we agreed." &qu...
"You win." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"You win."
"Love doesn't appreciate you coming back from being out of town - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Love doesn't appreciate you coming back from bein...
Well, she's indifferent to our dog. But, you know, to a dog lover, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Well, she's indifferent to our dog. But, you know, to a...
It's like, "You don't love dogs? Who hurt you?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
It's like, "You don't love dogs? Who hurt you...
But our dog is so sweet and will not leave my wife alone. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
But our dog is so sweet and will not leave my wife alone.
Whenever my wife enters the room, the dog climbs all over her, sneezing. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Whenever my wife enters the room, the dog climbs all over he...
And as my wife pushes the dog away, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
And as my wife pushes the dog away,
Did you get the dog, and then discover your wife's allergic?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Did you get the dog, and then discover your wife's alle...
I've known my wife's allergic for 20 years, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I've known my wife's allergic for 20 years,