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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

Take out your phone! Get this!" Or did he walk with, like,an attitude like, "Yeah, that's...

Take out your phone! Get this!" Or did he walk with, like,
an attitude like, "Yeah, that's right, bitches.
Look at this." "Yass, king of kings!"

Full Transcript

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Take out your phone! Get this!"
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Or did he walk with, like, an attitude like,
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"Yeah, that's right, bitches. Look at this."
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"Yass, king of kings!"
Duration
13 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:18
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
Of course, that was... Walking on water was one of Jesus' miracles, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
Of course, that was... Walking on water was one of Jesus...
"Pretty cool. I book children's birthday parties." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
"Pretty cool. I book children's birthday parties.&...
There is some wild stuff in the Bible, right? Like early on, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
There is some wild stuff in the Bible, right? Like early on,
God asked Abraham to kill his only son. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
God asked Abraham to kill his only son.
And Abraham, like most fathers, said, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
And Abraham, like most fathers, said,
Maybe Abraham was going through bills and was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:19
Maybe Abraham was going through bills and was like,
Did anyone overhear the conversation? Like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:17
Did anyone overhear the conversation? Like,
"Just mind your own business." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
"Just mind your own business."
"Abraham, I'd like you to sacrifice your only son." Jesus was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:35
"Abraham, I'd like you to sacrifice your only son....
"Yeah..." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Yeah..."
But, those last 90 years... - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
But, those last 90 years...
Do you think when they were first writing down the Bible, anyone was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
Do you think when they were first writing down the Bible, an...
"I mean, we want people to read this, right?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"I mean, we want people to read this, right?"
"You know?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:16
"You know?"
You're like, "Yeah, I retired at 60." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
You're like, "Yeah, I retired at 60."
Thank you. Thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Thank you. Thank you.
That was Abraham's reward. He got to live to 175. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
That was Abraham's reward. He got to live to 175.
He also is a founding figure of not just one religion, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
He also is a founding figure of not just one religion,
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, which is amazing. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, which is amazing.
Does he ever look down from Heaven, like, "Yikes!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
Does he ever look down from Heaven, like, "Yikes!"