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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

The tagline would be like, "Bourbon, 'cause you're trappedand suicide's off the table." Is...

The tagline would be like, "Bourbon, 'cause you're trapped
and suicide's off the table." Is that too negative? That's too negative

Full Transcript

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The tagline would be like,
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"Bourbon, 'cause you're trapped and suicide's off the table."
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Is that too negative? That's too negative.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:24
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
There are teenagers in the audience like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
There are teenagers in the audience like,
We should acknowledge being a teenager today - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
We should acknowledge being a teenager today
What these teenagers have to deal with, it's insane. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
What these teenagers have to deal with, it's insane.
Social media, the prevalence of drugs, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
Social media, the prevalence of drugs,
I think the greatest irony of teenagers - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I think the greatest irony of teenagers
It's like, "Oh, you're embarrassed of me?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:18
It's like, "Oh, you're embarrassed of...
It's amazing how consistent - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
It's amazing how consistent
'Cause when your kids are little, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
'Cause when your kids are little,
Some of the things they say or scream, they're like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:21
Some of the things they say or scream, they're like,
"Please say juice." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
"Please say juice."
And my two blonde children were screaming for Jews. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And my two blonde children were screaming for Jews.
They were demanding Jews in a way that would lead you to believe - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
They were demanding Jews in a way that would lead you to bel...
"For the love of Jesus, please say juice." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
"For the love of Jesus, please say juice."
"Love me some Jews." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:09
"Love me some Jews."
And then one day, out of nowhere, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And then one day, out of nowhere,
They don't tell you when that happens, and there are strict rules - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
They don't tell you when that happens, and there are st...
I was at dinner recently, and my 14-year-old daughter was like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I was at dinner recently, and my 14-year-old daughter was li...
My wife was like, "Honey, you didn't go into the school, did you?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:23
My wife was like, "Honey, you didn't go into the s...
And I freely admit my wife has it harder, much harder, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
And I freely admit my wife has it harder, much harder,
Now, I don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Now, I don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist,