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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

"You know?" 175. If you met someone today,and they're like, "My grandpa lived to 175,"...

"You know?" 175. If you met someone today,
and they're like, "My grandpa lived to 175," you'd be like, "You're mentally ill." Could you imagine if you lived to 175?

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"You know?"
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175. If you met someone today, and they're like,
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"My grandpa lived to 175," you'd be like,
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"You're mentally ill."
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Could you imagine if you lived to 175?
Duration
16 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:28
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
You're like, "Yeah, I retired at 60." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
You're like, "Yeah, I retired at 60."
Thank you. Thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Thank you. Thank you.
That was Abraham's reward. He got to live to 175. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
That was Abraham's reward. He got to live to 175.
He also is a founding figure of not just one religion, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
He also is a founding figure of not just one religion,
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, which is amazing. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, which is amazing.
Does he ever look down from Heaven, like, "Yikes!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
Does he ever look down from Heaven, like, "Yikes!"
God was so hands-on. Talking to Abraham, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
God was so hands-on. Talking to Abraham,
Now, He's just like, "You know what?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
Now, He's just like, "You know what?"
"I just can't even, you know?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
"I just can't even, you know?"
And the reason I say that is to make you feel uncomfortable. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
And the reason I say that is to make you feel uncomfortable.
'Cause when non-Christians hear me say I'm a Christian, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
'Cause when non-Christians hear me say I'm a Chris...
Yeah. Thank you. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Yeah. Thank you.
I'm so grateful that I can travel around - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
I'm so grateful that I can travel around
My life at home is actually the opposite of this experience. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
My life at home is actually the opposite of this experience.
At home, I'm not even acknowledged. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
At home, I'm not even acknowledged.
I think parents should receive a standing ovation. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I think parents should receive a standing ovation.
"Please welcome, the only reason you're alive." - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
"Please welcome, the only reason you're alive.&quo...
'Cause, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
'Cause,
It's too hard! The expectations are too high. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
It's too hard! The expectations are too high.
In baseball, if I have a .300 average, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
In baseball, if I have a .300 average,