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Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny

You know someone was like, "Just tell the idiots they're cookies." And we're like,...

You know someone was like, "Just tell the idiots they're cookies." And we're like, "Cookies? I like cookies." "I'm gonna accept all the cookies

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You know someone was like,
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"Just tell the idiots they're cookies."
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And we're like, "Cookies? I like cookies."
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"I'm gonna accept all the cookies.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:44
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jim Gaffigan weighs in on everything from raising teenagers to appetite suppressants-but he's never light on laughs.
Can I accept milk with the cookies?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
Can I accept milk with the cookies?"
"Do you accept these cookies?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:19
"Do you accept these cookies?"
You ever been in a conversation with someone - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:11
You ever been in a conversation with someone
And instead of being outraged that your privacy was obviously invaded, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:08
And instead of being outraged that your privacy was obviousl...
"Looks like we're going to Mexico!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
"Looks like we're going to Mexico!"
The way everyone talks about going to Mars now, it's like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
The way everyone talks about going to Mars now, it's li...
I have three brothers, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
I have three brothers,
I appreciate the optimism, but are we going to Mars? - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I appreciate the optimism, but are we going to Mars?
We put a man on the moon 54 years ago. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
We put a man on the moon 54 years ago.
I don't know. Maybe we're going to Mars. Honestly, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I don't know. Maybe we're going to Mars. Honestly,
Like, if someone put a gun to my head, and they're like, "Explain the microwave!" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:10
Like, if someone put a gun to my head, and they're like...
"Is that close?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
"Is that close?"
Most of the time, I don't even feel like an adult. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
Most of the time, I don't even feel like an adult.
I still don't feel comfortable buying shoes in a store. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:05
I still don't feel comfortable buying shoes in a store.
Shoes are the only clothing - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
Shoes are the only clothing
You'd never go up to a salesperson, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:13
You'd never go up to a salesperson,
We just sit down and we're like, - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:15
We just sit down and we're like,
All we know is they like to work with stranger's feet. - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:06
All we know is they like to work with stranger's feet.
"How do they feel?" - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:24
"How do they feel?"
I've decided - Jim Gaffigan: The Skinny 00:07
I've decided