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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

And on the first day, we went there to meetthe other parents, the teachers, and the other...

And on the first day, we went there to meet
the other parents, the teachers, and the other students and everything

Full Transcript

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And on the first day,
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we went there to meet the other parents, the teachers,
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and the other students and everything.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:41
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
And we're there, the turtle walks by, I'm with Hank, and I went, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:20
And we're there, the turtle walks by, I'm with Han...
My dad's a Simon. His dad's a Simon, that's my grandfather. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
My dad's a Simon. His dad's a Simon, that's m...
So, one, two, three, third Simon." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
So, one, two, three, third Simon."
"All right." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"All right."
I can't decide which team - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
I can't decide which team
"How old are you, Simon?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"How old are you, Simon?"
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than Hank. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than H...
And Hank went, "Turtle!" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And Hank went, "Turtle!"
And I said, "Yes, Hank, that's a turtle." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And I said, "Yes, Hank, that's a turtle."
"That's a tortoise." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
"That's a tortoise."
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land,
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
[audience laughing]
Guess what your fucking kids are? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Guess what your fucking kids are?
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parents, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parent...
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, r...
He's a thoracic surgeon and his wife's a pediatrician. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
He's a thoracic surgeon and his wife's a pediatric...
And I'm chatting to the fucking Simons, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I'm chatting to the fucking Simons, right?
And I can't keep up with the conversation, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And I can't keep up with the conversation,
We're talking about politics or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
We're talking about politics or something,
I reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy."