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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

So, what you do is, out of respect,so you don't piss everywhere, you have a sit-down wee

[audience applauding] So, what you do is, out of respect,
so you don't piss everywhere, you have a sit-down wee

Full Transcript

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[audience applauding]
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So, what you do is,
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out of respect, so you don't piss everywhere,
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you have a sit-down wee.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:38
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
And that's always a sleepy... "All right, you lovely wee." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
And that's always a sleepy... "All right, you love...
We're just having a sit-down wee. I'm sorry." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:13
We're just having a sit-down wee. I'm sorry."
[chuckling] And I want him to be good at the sit-down wee. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
[chuckling] And I want him to be good at the sit-down wee.
Because... Do you remember when you were about seven? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Because... Do you remember when you were about seven?
A weirdly sort-of-old-age like seven, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
A weirdly sort-of-old-age like seven,
They'd walk up, and undo their belt, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
They'd walk up, and undo their belt,
And then there was that one kid, for whatever reason, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
And then there was that one kid, for whatever reason,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
[audience laughing and applauding]
"This is how I've always done it." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:16
"This is how I've always done it."
There's people in the crowd who have a 4-year-old who isn't toilet-trained. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
There's people in the crowd who have a 4-year-old who i...
And you're feeling shame right now, I know, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And you're feeling shame right now, I know,
You're allowed to shit your pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
You're allowed to shit your pants
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants
And you should never be able to have a conversation - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And you should never be able to have a conversation
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up,
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pants." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pa...
Can you please stop shitting your pants?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Can you please stop shitting your pants?"
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?"
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three,
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank."