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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

Can you please stop shitting your pants?" And the son responded like this

Can you please stop shitting your pants?" And the son responded like this

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Can you please stop shitting your pants?"
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And the son responded like this...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:09
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?"
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three,
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"You have to start shitting in front of Hank."
And I went, "I don't wanna shit in front of Hank. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I went, "I don't wanna shit in front of Hank.
What have I gotta shit in front of Hank for?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:12
What have I gotta shit in front of Hank for?"
And she goes, "He's like, 'Monkey see, monkey do.' - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And she goes, "He's like, 'Monkey see, monkey...
He's gotta see someone using the toilet paper--" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
He's gotta see someone using the toilet paper--"
And I said, "Why don't you shit in front of Hank?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
And I said, "Why don't you shit in front of Hank?&...
'Cause my shits used to be these quiet, dignified affairs. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
'Cause my shits used to be these quiet, dignified affai...
I'd be watching the TV, I'd feel a shit come on... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I'd be watching the TV, I'd feel a shit come on...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
I'd have my shit, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
I'd have my shit,
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
[audience laughing]
Who wants to come and see a professional at work?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Who wants to come and see a professional at work?"
"I've got one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
"I've got one."
And we went into the toilet, and I shut the door, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And we went into the toilet, and I shut the door,
[scattered applause] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
[scattered applause]
So I thought, "I better get down to business." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
So I thought, "I better get down to business."
You gotta tuck your cock and balls between your legs - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
You gotta tuck your cock and balls between your legs
Because where there is poo, there will always be wee. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Because where there is poo, there will always be wee.