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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

Come on, have a little sit-down wee." And the other timeyou can have a sit-down wee is if...

Come on, have a little sit-down wee." And the other time
you can have a sit-down wee is if you wake up
in the middle of the night and you wanna go to the toilet,
but you don't wanna turn the light on because it'll hurt your eyes
and you'll wake up too much

Full Transcript

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Come on, have a little sit-down wee."
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And the other time you can have a sit-down wee
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is if you wake up in the middle of the night
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and you wanna go to the toilet, but you don't wanna turn the light on
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because it'll hurt your eyes and you'll wake up too much.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:25
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
[audience applauding] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
[audience applauding]
And that's always a sleepy... "All right, you lovely wee." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
And that's always a sleepy... "All right, you love...
We're just having a sit-down wee. I'm sorry." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:13
We're just having a sit-down wee. I'm sorry."
[chuckling] And I want him to be good at the sit-down wee. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
[chuckling] And I want him to be good at the sit-down wee.
Because... Do you remember when you were about seven? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Because... Do you remember when you were about seven?
A weirdly sort-of-old-age like seven, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
A weirdly sort-of-old-age like seven,
They'd walk up, and undo their belt, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
They'd walk up, and undo their belt,
And then there was that one kid, for whatever reason, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
And then there was that one kid, for whatever reason,
[audience laughing and applauding] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
[audience laughing and applauding]
"This is how I've always done it." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:16
"This is how I've always done it."
There's people in the crowd who have a 4-year-old who isn't toilet-trained. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
There's people in the crowd who have a 4-year-old who i...
And you're feeling shame right now, I know, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And you're feeling shame right now, I know,
You're allowed to shit your pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
You're allowed to shit your pants
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Now, a 4-year-old shouldn't be shitting their pants
And you should never be able to have a conversation - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
And you should never be able to have a conversation
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
We're playing pinball, and his son walks up,
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pants." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:14
You're gonna have to change me, mate. I just shit my pa...
Can you please stop shitting your pants?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Can you please stop shitting your pants?"
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
"Are we gonna have this argument every time?"
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
So I went to Kate, 'cause he was about to turn three,