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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

"How old are you, Simon?" Simon did not give me his age

"How old are you, Simon?" Simon did not give me his age

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"How old are you, Simon?"
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Simon did not give me his age.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:34
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than Hank. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than H...
And Hank went, "Turtle!" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And Hank went, "Turtle!"
And I said, "Yes, Hank, that's a turtle." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And I said, "Yes, Hank, that's a turtle."
"That's a tortoise." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
"That's a tortoise."
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
Turns out that tortoises just live on the land,
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:15
[audience laughing]
Guess what your fucking kids are? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Guess what your fucking kids are?
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parents, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
See, I go to these school events and I meet the other parent...
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
So, whenever I meet this guy, Simon II, that fucking cunt, r...
He's a thoracic surgeon and his wife's a pediatrician. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
He's a thoracic surgeon and his wife's a pediatric...
And I'm chatting to the fucking Simons, right? - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
And I'm chatting to the fucking Simons, right?
And I can't keep up with the conversation, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
And I can't keep up with the conversation,
We're talking about politics or something, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
We're talking about politics or something,
I reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy."
And then, everyone looks at me like I'm an idiot, and I went... - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
And then, everyone looks at me like I'm an idiot, and I...
And Simon II goes, "Jim, I didn't catch-- - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:10
And Simon II goes, "Jim, I didn't catch--
I'm a comedian." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I'm a comedian."
We'd love to catch one of your shows sometime." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:28
We'd love to catch one of your shows sometime."
-I... -[audience cheering] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
-I... -[audience cheering]
I'm sort of known for saying 'cunt.' - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:19
I'm sort of known for saying 'cunt.'