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I hate when my mother rings me up and goes
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Jim Jefferies: Freedumb

I hate when my motherrings me up and goes, "Why don't you marry the girl?You have a child...

I hate when my mother
rings me up and goes, "Why don't you marry the girl?
You have a child with her." And I'm like, "Yeah, I've got a kid

Full Transcript

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I hate when my mother rings me up and goes,
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"Why don't you marry the girl? You have a child with her."
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And I'm like, "Yeah, I've got a kid.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:44
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Jim Jefferies talks about family life and challenges the idea of American freedom live on stage in Nashville, Tennessee.
I've signed onto that like a bad fucking phone contract." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
I've signed onto that like a bad fucking phone contract...
I got 15 years left, then I'm fucking off. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I got 15 years left, then I'm fucking off.
But marriage is until death. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
But marriage is until death.
Hundred years ago, the life expectancy of an American was 52. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Hundred years ago, the life expectancy of an American was 52...
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
[audience laughing]
If I was gonna die at 52, sure, let's have some company. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
If I was gonna die at 52, sure, let's have some company...
I would have got married in the Dark Ages, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
I would have got married in the Dark Ages,
But she works out every day and she eats kale just to spite me. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
But she works out every day and she eats kale just to spite ...
Six weeks, she got pregnant. Six weeks! - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
Six weeks, she got pregnant. Six weeks!
That first three months of the new boyfriend or girlfriend, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
That first three months of the new boyfriend or girlfriend,
And you're like, "Oh, my God... I love this person." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
And you're like, "Oh, my God... I love this person...
Do you wanna watch Star Wars?" - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:09
Do you wanna watch Star Wars?"
Your mother's like, "I think she's the one." - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
Your mother's like, "I think she's the one.&q...
'Cause women can hold the psycho down for three months - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:27
'Cause women can hold the psycho down for three months
So I went from the new girlfriend, best feeling in the world, - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:08
So I went from the new girlfriend, best feeling in the world...
Now, no one has ever said this and never recorded anything like this. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
Now, no one has ever said this and never recorded anything l...
But the pregnant are the worst people on Earth. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:06
But the pregnant are the worst people on Earth.
[audience laughing] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:11
[audience laughing]
The pregnant are a bunch of cunts, the pregnant. - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:05
The pregnant are a bunch of cunts, the pregnant.
[audience cheering] - Jim Jefferies: Freedumb 00:07
[audience cheering]